**Quick disclaimer for those of you that are new, or those that are not new also, to my blog.....I do not use profanity on a regular basis, but well, there was just no better way to describe this!**
Miss Carlie didn't really want to take a nap today, but she was tired and whiny and I put her down anyway. I knew she never really went to sleep, but she wasn't crying, so I let her have "quiet time". Her cousin, Tylie came up to play, so I went to get her up. As I opened her door, an overpowering stench hit me! Who knew poo makes a great finger paint on a canvas of pale pink sheets? WHAT. THE. HECK?!?! I know kids do this, and maybe my brain is failing me here, but I don't think any of MY kids have! Yuck, yuck and double, triple YUCK! I think I have honestly washed her sheets seven times in the last five days, with her having the flu and now this.
She really doesn't look very happy, does she?I felt bad for getting a bit (ok, super) mad at her in her bed and then the tub while I cleaned her up. I decided I better take some time and do her hair cute, seeing as how it's harder to be mad when she looks really cute! All I can say is this was one shitty afternoon, and I hope we don't have repeat anytime soon (ok, not ever again)! She is a pretty cute girl don't you think?
What a little Angel, right?
12 nice, polite comments! (otherwise, don't bother!):
Oh my! What a creative child you have! I can relate to washing the sheets a million times. This is the moment that motherhood is at its glorious!! Oh man, bet her being potty trained is even a more motivating factor!
Wow, that's all I can say. I have wondered over the years just when that experience is going to happen to me, because I hear a lot of people have to go through it. I am hoping to slid through this life without having to clean up after poo poo finger painting...who knew it would be such a great art medium.
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Just the profanity in the title of your blog, and I knew your day was bad too. If you have to see a good side of it, at least it was the sheets, and not the carpet! Yuck!
Tenney was supposed to sleep over at Chad's Moms tonight, and started acting funny, so me being the worrier, didn't let her go.
She has thrown up 3 times as of now! Yucky!! I guess it's our turn. ~ At least it came after our trip!
PS: I love her hair! ~ And, of course the bows. Was the style from that website?? Too cute! ~ Even with her poor lip! :(
Ann, I hope Tenney didn't get the sickys from us? I'll feel terrible! I used to do her hair in one row like that all the time when it was so curly, just to control the top. I thought I would tweek it a bit today and try two. I mostly did it so I could try pulling back her bangs, after we talked about that this morning. I'm still trying to decide if I should grow them out or leave them? I hope everyone else doesn't get sick :( Hang in there friend...and call if you need a minuite to unload!
I am SO sorry! If I would've known I would not have left my kids! Just remember, it could always be worse. Do you remember when Bryson did that all over his room? In the carpet, on the walls, in the slats of the heat vents, on the blinds, and worst of all, in all the cracks of the two log beds??? And I was pregnant with Ty so it was completely sickening! So just remember that it could always be worse! Love Ya!
OK THAT IS SO SO FUNNY!! I know it was not funny at the time but seriously look at the picture and her face! I guess potty training isn't going all that great?
Sheesh, I have told people that girls have a lot more energy and determination then boys!! This is so funny thanks for posting your crappy day!
Carlie looks cute both ways, but I think I like her having bangs still at this age better. I started " no bangs "with Tenney in Kindergarten... When I didn't want to deal with doing them every morning!
Monica, I am glad you found my blog! I have to confess that I found yours a couple weeks ago. I tried to email you but my email button thingy would not connect. Your little Carlie is SOOOOO cute! You are really awesome!! We moved from Santaquin about a year ago and are enjoying our new house. We will have to get together with the group and do cheese fries! It is great to catch up with you! Marla
I have no idea why that went in withouy my name but it is mine.
Monica,
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I'm so sorry! That hasn't happened to me yet (knock on wood). I think my kids are just as grossed out about that stuff as I am. Although I have to say that I would rather clean up that mess then all of Trae's accidents. he wasn't really truely potty trained until last fall.
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